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By Laurie Baron (Melody: “America” from West Side Story) Puerto Rico, You ravaged island , Island of Cat 4 destruction. Bad place to build my casinos. Since most people there are Latinos. * Puerto Rico, You crippled island. Island without any power. Always the hurricanes blowing, Always the devastation growing. And the debts you’re owing, […]

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Humoring the headlines: September 24, 2017

By Laurie Baron SAN DIEGO−At a rally in Alabama, President Trump urged owners of NFL teams to fire players who refuse to stand when the Star Spangled Banner is played.  Next he disinvited the Golden State Warriors from visiting the White House because Steph Curry refused to attend.  Oakland A’s catcher Bruce Maxwell responded by […]

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Humoring the headlines: September 19, 2017

By Laurie Baron SAN DIEGO−President Trump has started to use song title memes like “Rocket Man” to label his political friends and foes. Here are some other song title memes he plans to use in the future: * Eve of Destruction=North Korea * Witchy Woman=Hillary Clinton * Sympathy for the Devil=Steve Bannon * From Russia […]

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Humoring the headlines: September 17, 2017

By Laurie Baron SAN DIEGO−The World Clowns Association has picketed screenings of the movie It carrying signs that read: “Black, white, and red faces matter.” * Both houses of Congress passed a congressional resolution condemning the white nationalist march in Charlottesville, Virginia.  President Trump signed it despite his continuing insistence that the anti-racist protesters were equally […]

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Humoring the headlines: September 11, 2017

By Laurie Baron SAN DIEGO−As Hurricane Irma headed toward Florida, President Trump convened a cabinet meeting, but nothing was released about what was discussed.  Russia obtained a transcript and handed it over to Wikileaks for publication.  Here’s what we know. * Cabinet members spent the first thirty minutes of the meeting praising Trump as the […]

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Humoring the Headlines: September 6, 2017

By Laurie Baron SAN DIEGO−What should the world do when the testosterone twins throw tantrums and start comparing the size and potency of their missiles?  As the Chinese say, erections have consequences. * Before signing the Executive Order to rescind DACA, President Trump professed his love for the Dreamers and assured them he would handle […]

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Humoring the headlines: August 30, 2017

By Laurie Baron SAN DIEGO−Buoyed by his power to override the judicial system when he pardoned Sheriff Joe Arpaio, Donald Trump is considering pardons and actions he can take to help people who merit his intervention.  Here’s the list he has compiled. * Bernie Madoff:  He was just doing his job maximizing profits.  Investors must […]

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Humoring the headlines: August 21, 2017

By Laurie Baron SAN DIEGO−Trump Tweets that General Kelly deleted before they were sent. * I heeded great advice from my amazing generals to dispatch more troops to Afghanistan.  Vlad also assured me that it worked wonders for Russia when it was fighting there.  He never deceives me.  BFF! * Best solar eclipse the world […]

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Humoring the headlines: August 8, 2017

  By Laurie Baron San Diego− Fire and Pain In the Voice of Donald Trump” (with apologies to James Taylor) Just yesterday morning, I learned you miniaturized. Kim-Jong, I will put an end to you. Are you taunting me because my hands are undersized? Well you should know I’m as reckless too! You’ll see fire and […]

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Humoring the headlines: July 31, 2017

By Laurie Baron SAN DIEGO−President Trump declined an invitation to address the annual convention of the NAACP.  Now the organization’s members know what the hell they had to lose by voting for him. * North Korea fired another intercontinental missile into the Sea of Japan.  This could mean that North Korea plans to attack the […]

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Humoring the headlines: July 26, 2017

By Laurie Baron SAN DIEGO−Anthony Scaramucci has been appointed the White House Communications Director prompting Sean Spicer to resign his position as Press Secretary.  In his first press conference, Scaramucci effused about his love for President Trump and his athletic prowess.  What a difference between Spicer, the gruff curmudgeon who rarely spoke with Trump, and […]

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Humoring the headlines: July 21, 2017

By Laurie Baron SAN DIEGO−After witnessing the protracted handshake Trump gave Macron at the G-20 summit, leaders of the other member nations are preparing for the next meeting by purchasing joy buzzers. * President Trump claims that he sat next to Vladimir Putin at the G-20 dinner to talk about adoption.  It is unclear whether […]

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Humoring the headlines: July 15, 2017

By Laurie Baron SAN DIEGO — -President Trump praised Donald Jr. for being so transparent about his meeting with a Russian lawyer.  Yes, he was transparent after being opaque for 13 months.  Even if he were accountable, he has never learned how to count. * President Trump told Brigitte Marcon that she was is “such […]

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Humoring the headlines: July 5, 2017

By Laurie Baron SAN DIEGO-Donald Trump likes the phrase Fake Press to discredit the media, but since people are getting tired of it, he’s working on variations that sound similar but are more issue specific. * Ache News: Cutting taxes on the rich and funding for Medicaid won’t hurt anyone. * Bake News: Global warming […]

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