By Laurie Baron SAN DIEGO
All our bribes are here.
Call them gifts.
For the president who takes grift.
Let him build Trump towers and resorts.
Invest in meme coins
For influence.
We’ll buy him off
With affluence.
Already he’s so greedy
He won’t guess why.
We’ll give him what he wants.
He’ll deride his critics’ taunts
For breaking the emoluments clause.
He’ll love to fly on our jet plane.
Exploit the fact that he’s so vain
Ignore the US laws.
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Laurie Baron is professor emeritus of history at San Diego State University.