By Laurie Baron
SAN DIEGO — For the Christmas season Donald Trump has produced an album of his favorite songs sung by his political allies. Since he is certain that it will outsell every album ever released, he plans to substitute gold for vinyl and charge $1000 payable only in $TRUMP cryptocurrency. Here’s a list of the songs and the singing artists.
Goldfinger, Donald Trump
Thank Heaven for Little Girls, The Epstein Bros
Sympathy for the Devil, Tucker Carlson
A Spoonful of Sugar (Helps the Medicine Go Down), Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
Under My Thumb, Vladimir Putin
Wonderful World (Don’t Know Much about History), Linda McMahon
Every Breath You Take, Tom Homan
Hit the Road Jack, Kristi Noem and the ICE Capades
Better Than Revenge, Pam Bondi
Macho Man, Pete Hegseth
From Russia with Love, Tulsi Gabbard
Accentuate the Positive, The Supremes
PS: I just learned that Trump has booked the Kennedy Center for a Trump’s Greatest Hits concert. He had a large choice of dates for scheduling it because most legitimate artists have declined invitations to perform there.
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Laurie Baron, retired from San Diego State University, is a professor emeritus of history.