Trivia, Humor & Satire

Bob Mueller Is Bringing You Down By Laurie Baron SAN DIEGO− Melody: Santa Claus is Coming to Town O! You better watch out! You better not lie. Stop tweeting a lot. I’m telling you why Bob Mueller is bringing you down.   He’s made a list They’ve testified. Admit they colluded It can’t be denied. Bob

By Laurie Baron SAN DIEGO−Here are some letters of application for the soon-to-be vacated White House Chief of Staff position. Dear President Trump, I can run circles around the Congress.  If there are women from your past trying to sully your reputation, I know how to deal with them.  I have extensive experience in vetting

By Laurie Baron The Argentine Tango (tune: Some Enchanted Evening) SAN DIEGO-With world leaders now in Argentina for the G-20 conference, these lyrics came to mind: Some G-20 conference, you may see Vlad Putin You may see Vlad Putin across a crowded room. And somehow he knows, you’d love to speak. But fake news would

Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman’s Thanksgiving By Laurie Baron SAN DIEGO−The Crown Prince decided to show how grateful he was to President Trump for defending him against charges of murder by holding a Thanksgiving dinner in the royal palace.  He ordered a large “turkey” from Turkey and dispatched a team of master carvers to go

Trumpy Bear Replaces Smokey the Bear By Laurie Baron SAN DIEGO-This week a television advertising campaign started to run on Fox News for Trumpy Bear, a stuffed Grizzly bear who sports a Donald Trump hairpiece and contains an American flag inside his zippered pouch.  But this is no toy!  After touring the sites of the

Trump Speak By Laurie Baron SAN DIEGO −“Discount” means invalidate absentee and provisional ballots cast in predominantly Democratic precincts. * “Very close to complete victory” means Republicans won the Senate despite receiving 12,000,000 less votes than the Democrats and lost over 30 seats to the Democrats in the House. * “Accosted” means CNN correspondent Jim