Election,
That Joe Biden claims he won.
The Chinese tampered with the voting That’s how it was done. … (Laurie Baron)
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International, Lawrence Baron, Staff and Bylined Contributors, Trivia, Humor & Satire, USAAlthough stone faced, the heads of Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, and Roosevelt were visibly upset by Trump. They all vomited up some pebbles as Trump talked. Unable to move their lips, seismographs recorded their thoughts. [Laurie Baron]
Satire: A rocky reception on Mt. Rushmore Read More »
Lawrence Baron, Music, Dance, and Visual Arts, Staff and Bylined Contributors, Trivia, Humor & Satire, USA
A Yiddish-influenced license plate {bears} the legend TANTAP, translated to mean AUNT P. [Melanie Rubin]
The full troupe of Improvability consists of four women and four men. These talented folks are gifted with quick wit, an excellent sense of timing, good humor and the desire to make people laugh. (Eva Trieger)
Laughter is the best Medicine … and ‘Improvability’ has got it in spades! Read More »
Eva Trieger, San Diego County, Staff and Bylined Contributors, Theatre, Film & Broadcast, Trivia, Humor & Satire
“This year, I will get all my High Holiday sermons done by July, and then I will be able to just edit or update them closer to the date to reflect any changes in the world.” Once this plan is put into your Rabbi’s mind, they will immediately abandon it and never speak of it again, until the following May. [Joshua Kail]
How rabbis write their High Holy Days sermons Read More »
Israel, Jewish Religion, Lifestyles, Staff and Bylined Contributors, Trivia, Humor & SatireThe Independence Day extravaganza will replicate the recent UFC fight in front of the White House. In this case mothers and children slated for deportation will fight heavily armed ICE agents. Like the UFC, there will be few rules the ICE agents need to heed. Gassing and tasing will be allowed. {Laurie Baron}
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Lawrence Baron, Staff and Bylined Contributors, Trivia, Humor & Satire, USAAs Jews, how do we actually practice our faith over the summer?
We sweat, we complain about how much we sweat, we hold off on installing an air conditioner in shul because in 1958, the great-grandfather of the kid who works at Best Buy said something about how his mother’s schnitzel was better than the great-great-grandmother of the current board president’s schnitzel. (Joshua Kail)
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Jewish Religion, Lifestyles, Staff and Bylined Contributors, Trivia, Humor & Satire, USAThe U.S. Treasury Department is designing a $250 bill that will feature Donald Trump’s face to commemorate the 250th anniversary of the United States. Since I’ve grown accustomed to Trump putting his name and picture on everything, all I ask is for truth in advertising for currency and merchandise. [Laurie Baron]
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Business & Finance, Lawrence Baron, Staff and Bylined Contributors, Trivia, Humor & Satire, USA
After greeting the audience Edelman, who grew up Orthodox, opened with a groaner. “What’s the difference between a reform Rabbi and Donald Trump?” He asked. The answer, “Donald Trump has Jewish grandchildren.” As the crowd groaned in unison, he noted that yes, it was a bad joke, and yes, everyone would be repeating it. He wasn’t wrong on either count. [Sandi Masori]
Comedian Alex Edelman jokes about different streams of Judaism at JFEST opener Read More »
Jewish Celebrities, Jewish Religion, Lifestyles, San Diego County, Sandi Masori, Staff and Bylined Contributors, Theatre, Film & Broadcast, Trivia, Humor & Satire
It started with a rousing performance of Khachaturian’s ‘Masquerade’ suite, which deploys all the brass and percussion that the orchestra can muster. [Dorothea Shefer-Vanson]
Jerusalem Symphony Orchestra performs concert full of fun Read More »
Israel, Lifestyles, Music, Dance, and Visual Arts, Staff and Bylined Contributors, Trivia, Humor & SatireThe painting of Frances Scott Key on the back cover of the passport has been replaced by John Trumbull’s “Declaration of Independence” to emphasize that the United States doesn’t have to heed anything England wants, particularly when its king lectures Congress about subversive ideas like an independent judiciary, separation of powers, and checks and balances. (Laurie Baron)
Satire: Defacing American passports Read More »
International, Lawrence Baron, Staff and Bylined Contributors, Travel and Food, Trivia, Humor & Satire, USA
I know Passover has passed, but I’m living through a series of personal plagues. They’re not Biblical in proportion, but for mere mortal me, they’re epic and loathsome. Of course, good Jewish wife that I am, I blame my suffering, not on God, but on my spouse. [Karen Galatz, The Matza Chronicle]
The Matzo Chronicles: My personal plagues Read More »
Karen Galatz, Lifestyles, Opinion, Staff and Bylined Contributors, Trivia, Humor & Satire, USA
Trump plans to require this type of scrubs on all the doctors on the staff of Walter Reed National Military Medical Center after he renames it the Trump Panacea Hospital and Casino. I pity the hospital laundry tasked with getting the blood and bodily excretion stains out of that fabric. [Laurie Baron]
Satire: Divine Donald the Doctor Read More »
Lawrence Baron, Middle East, Opinion, Science, Medicine, & Education, Staff and Bylined Contributors, Trivia, Humor & Satire, USA
In the USSR, the main character of jokes that mocked the Jews was Rabinovich. This surname came to embody the typical Soviet Jew. [Alex Gordon]
The burden and delight of carrying the name ‘Rabinovich’ Read More »
Alex Gordon, Antisemitism, International, Lifestyles, Staff and Bylined Contributors, Travel and Food, Trivia, Humor & Satire